mercredi 25 mars 2009

Petite joke

Un des sujet "hot" en comptabilite c'est: vaut-il mieux acheter ou louer ?

Purchasing

The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship
it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.



This is Heather.





Leasing



On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker,
Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other,
charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!


This is Kristen.





Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years,
he would have paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every
night for 5 years (a $41.7 million savings).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a
headache, plays all requests, no bitching and complaining or 'honey-do'
lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when
asked. All at 1/7th the cost, and no legal fees.

Sometimes leasing just makes more sense