Poubelles

Le salaire minimum en Alberta passe de 8$ l'heure a 8.40$. Who cares?

Publicite : Samedi le 22 mars au Simmons Valley Ranch, la communaute francophone de Calgary se reunit pour l'annuelle cabane a sucre. Artistes invites : Arthur l'Aventurier et les 3 Accords. Billets disponibles a l'entree. Pour plus de details cliquez ICI.

C'est officiel, je perd une job bientot ! Excellente nouvelle ! J'ai hate !

Quelques bonnes jokes recues de ma bien-aimee:

- A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did my intelligence come from?'
- The father replied 'Well son, you must have got it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine.'

- A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, 'I don't like the looks of your wife at all.'
- 'Me neither doc,' said the husband. 'But she's a great cook and really good with the kids'.

Et personnellement, ma preferee :

- An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.
- The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you'.
- The old man says without hesitation, 'I now pronounce you man and wife'

Selon les conseils de mon avocat: Je jure solonellement ques ces jokes viennent de ma bien aimee conjointe et qu'aucunement je seconde ces pensees...